- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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