- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

YO FACE

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

A Jew walks into Macy's

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

whats long and stretchy? elastic

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