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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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