What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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