What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Whats wrong with that Nothing

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

gay people

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

children burning

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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