- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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