- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

yes... that's the joke

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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