- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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