- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

Who wants pizza crusts?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Yo mamas so fat.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

I pooped.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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