- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

knock knock how there me ok come in

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

Samraj.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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