- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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