fruit salad?

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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