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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

Spinabifita

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

My Nan, that is all.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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