A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

thumb_up thumb_down -32

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What do you call two dog? dogs

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Win industrial estate, Newry

thumb_up thumb_down -32

giddy goat

thumb_up thumb_down -32

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

...............................................................hi

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What's big and white?

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why did the book disappear?

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

thumb_up thumb_down -36

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops