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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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