A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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