- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

racism...deal with it!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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