A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Who is it?

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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