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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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