Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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