- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

whats the best thing about polio...death

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

HEY YOU!!!!

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

Donald Trump

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats worse than school? Summer school

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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