What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

There's my tractor.

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Republicans

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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