- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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