A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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im watching you..

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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