knock knock who's there no one

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Jimmy Saville

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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