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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

A mans opinion.