- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Black people having a Job.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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