- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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