- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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