How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

knock knock? come in

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Faithful men.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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