- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Jebron Lames.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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