A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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