what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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