- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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