Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Whats green? The color green.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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