An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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Anti Joke

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