Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

What's big and messy? A big mess

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

What's just not right? Left

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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