- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

read this sentence again.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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