Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Anti Joke

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