Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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