Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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