How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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What comes after 69? 70

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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