What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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