- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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