Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Cliterus

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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