- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Arrow in the Knee!

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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