What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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