- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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