- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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