- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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